STEVENS POINT, Wis. – To the University of Wisconsin, not everyone can succeed, and anyone who does believe that is clearly a racist.

The Social Memo reports UW-Stevens Point has released a list of microaggressions “it expects new faculty to read.”

The list is intended to be a progressive decoder ring of sorts–revealing what the speaker is actually saying when uttering seemingly innocuous statements.

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According to the document found on the university’s website under “New Faculty Resources,” “Everyone can succeed in this society, if they work hard enough” actually means one is telling a minority, “People of color are lazy and / or incompetent and need to work harder.”

Likewise, claiming “There is only one race, the human race” is actually “denying the individual as a racial/cultural being.”

The Social Memo notes in the section, “Color Blindness: Statements that indicate that a White person does not want to acknowledge race,” the quote, “America is a melting pot” is said to be racist.

According to the progressive decoder ring, saying “When I look at you, I don’t see color” is also a no-no.

“I believe the most qualified person should get the job.”

Take that, Martin Luther King, Jr.! Your whole “judge-by-content-of-character-not-color-of-skin” tripe is so 1963.

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Today, UW-Stevens Point — and many other public universities — is claiming the statement “I believe the most qualified person should get the job” actually means “People of color are given extra unfair benefits because of their race.”

The directive also lists several “environmental microaggessions.”

A college or university with buildings that are all names after White heterosexual upper class males.

Television shows and movies that feature predominantly White people, without representation of people of color.

Overcrowding of public schools in communities of color.

Overabundance of liquor stores in communities of color.

According to the progressive decoder ring (and the University of Wisconsin-Stevens Point), the speaker is actually saying:

You don’t belong / You won’t succeed here. There is only so far you can go.

You are an outsider / You don’t exist.

People of color don’t / shouldn’t value education.

People of color are deviant.

The university also lists several expressions professors may use that will “offend without really trying.”

It specifically mentions:

“Indian giver.”

“That’s so gay.”

“She welshed on the bet.”

“I jewed him down.”

“That’s so White of you.”

“You people …”

“We got gypped.”

As the website reports, “Oddly, the list also includes a section about what ‘black people’ and what ‘Asian people’ might act like and makes suggestions accordingly. Ironically, of course, this makes an assumption about what people of different races might do.”