Police patrol playground during school recess to ward off creepy clowns

By Victor Skinner on Sunday, September 25th, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

MASONTOWN, Pa. – A Pennsylvania elementary school principal is trying to put her students’ minds at ease after recent creepy clown sightings made them nervous about going out for recess. “Over the last several days, students have been coming to school talking about people dressed as clowns. I have spoken to chief Ryan of the […]


School ‘graduation enhancement technician’ accused of impregnating middle schooler

By Victor Skinner on Friday, September 23rd, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

PALMETTO, Fla. – A Palmetto school employee faces felony charges after he allegedly impregnated a student at Lincoln Middle School. Police arrested “graduation enhancement technician” Lamont Houston, 31, on Thursday and he was arraigned by Circuit Judge Edward Nicholas the next day on charges of lewd and lascivious molestation of a child between the ages […]


EdSec slams homeschooling: ‘Not getting rapid instructional experience’ like in government schools

By Victor Skinner on Friday, September 23rd, 2016 in Uncategorized 4 Comments

WASHINGTON, D.C. – U.S. Secretary of Education John King recently claimed that many of the nation’s 2.3 million homeschooled students are worse off than their public school counterparts. Politico reports that King was addressing a breakfast hosted by The Christian Science Monitor Wednesday when he claimed that despite the “very tremendous academic success” of some […]


Teacher calls student Trump supporters ‘racist’ — gets ‘administratively reassigned’

By Victor Skinner on Friday, September 23rd, 2016 in Uncategorized 1 Comment

SMITHTOWN, N.Y. – A New York teacher who called her Donald Trump supporting students “racists” was reassigned, yet remains on the public’s payroll for the Smithtown Central School District. Smithtown High School West was celebrating USA day Wednesday when world languages teacher Veronica Welsh felt compelled to comment about student attire on Facebook, News 12 […]


Teen expelled, charged with poisoning teacher’s coffee

By Victor Skinner on Friday, September 23rd, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

LAND O’LAKES, Fla. – A troubled Florida 13-year-old faces criminal charges after police allege she attempted to poison her teacher with chalk. The unnamed student at the Achieve Center of Pasco, an alternative school for students with behavior and emotional issues, allegedly crushed beige sidewalk chalk from an assignment into a powder then poured it […]


TX investigates record number of teacher-student sex cases — 1,100!

By Victor Skinner on Friday, September 23rd, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

AUSTIN, Texas – The Texas Education Agency is requesting help from the state legislature to deal with a record number of teachers sexually abusing their students. The TEA’s seven-investigator team is currently handling 1,110 cases involving educator misconduct amid an eight-year high in the number of educators involved with inappropriate relationships with students. “The Texas […]


Trump themed banner at HS football game draws complaints, makes some ‘feel unsafe’

By Victor Skinner on Thursday, September 22nd, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

BIRMINGHAM, Ala. – An Alabama Christian school is “seeking forgiveness” after students used a pre-game banner at a recent football game that played off Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump’s Make America Great Again slogan. The banner – which read “Make America Great Again Trump the Tigers” – was designed and erected by students for last […]


Cafeteria lady quits over district’s ‘lunch shaming’ students with overdue accounts

By Victor Skinner on Thursday, September 22nd, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

CANONSBURG, Pa. – A Pennsylvania lunch lady quit her job last week over a “disgusting” school lunch policy that’s leaving students with rumbling stomachs, and she’s now sounding the alarm on Facebook. Stacy Meyers Koltiska resigned from Wylandville Elementary School last Thursday over a change in the district’s lunch policy for students with overdue accounts […]


Clown jumps out of woods, slashes Tennessee teen

By Victor Skinner on Thursday, September 22nd, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

SUMMITVILLE, Tenn. – A Tennessee teen claims he was attacked by a killer clown, which came out of the woods and slashed him on the arm. “An individual dressed in a red hoodie and a clown mask came running at him,” Coffee County Sheriff Steve Graves told WTVF. “It’s people who have probably seen this […]


School rejects, then approves, boy’s run for homecoming queen

By Victor Skinner on Wednesday, September 21st, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

ORLANDO, Fla. – Orlando County Public Schools officials will allow Anthony Martinez to run for prom queen at Cypress Creek High School, despite allegations the principal initially rejected the idea. Martinez told WFTV he approached Cypress Creek High School Principal John McHale about his desire to run for homecoming queen and alleges McHale shot down […]


USC hires ‘Professor Beauregard Tirebiter’ — a dog to de-stress students

By Victor Skinner on Wednesday, September 21st, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

LOS ANGELES – The University of Southern California recently “hired” Professor Beauregard Tirebiter as the newest member of the school’s Office of Wellness and Health Promotion. Professor Beauregard Tirebiter is a 2-year-old black goldendoodle. The dog, who goes by Beau, studied at the Canine Angles Service Teams in Oregon, where he learned what it takes […]


Mystery couple who ‘never seen buses before’ caught taking pictures at NY elementary

By Victor Skinner on Wednesday, September 21st, 2016 in Uncategorized 6 Comments

BRUNSWICK, N.Y. – Tamarac Elementary School officials are warning parents about multiple incidents involving strangers taking pictures and attempting to enter the school. On Monday, a man and a woman were found taking pictures in the school parking lot at dismissal, and the Rensselaer County Sheriff and State Police are now investigating the incident, the […]


School posts warning: ‘Staff may be armed, will use whatever force is necessary’

By Victor Skinner on Tuesday, September 20th, 2016 in Uncategorized 1 Comment

MEDINA, Texas – A Texas school district is sending a message to anyone thinking about harming students: think again. The Medina Independent School District posted a sign in front of Medina Elementary School last week that explains exactly how seriously officials take the safety of the 303 students they’re entrusted to educate. “Attention,” the sign […]