School vending machines quiet as students refuse Michelle O snacks

By Victor Skinner on Tuesday, November 1st, 2016 in Uncategorized 1 Comment

BENSALEM, Pa. – Vending machine sales in schools have plummeted in Pennsylvania since the federal government tightened food restrictions at the behest of first lady Michelle Obama. Instead of sweet treats, chips, and pretzels, students now have the choice of small packets of trail mix, baked chips, and water, and they’re opting to keep their […]

Georgia teacher fired after calling Michelle O a ‘poor gorilla’ on Facebook

By Victor Skinner on Wednesday, October 5th, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

CUMMING, Ga. – A teacher’s aide in Forsyth County, Georgia was fired this week after she allegedly made racist comments about first lady Michelle Obama on Facebook. Jane Wood Allen, a teacher’s aide at Chestatee Elementary School, was “relieved from duty” Monday after outraged locals contacted school officials about Allen repeatedly calling first lady Michelle […]

‘Livid’ dad slams paltry Michelle O lunch: Son ‘comes home every day like he’s starving’

By Victor Skinner on Friday, September 16th, 2016 in Uncategorized 12 Comments

SULPHUR, La. – Calcasieu Parish parent Chris Lincoln is not impressed with his son’s school food, and he’s airing his grievances in the media. He was particularly upset about the breakfast his 13-year-old son was served at LeBlanc Middle School in Sulphur on Thursday. “He picked his plate up, he went and sat down to […]

Schools launch composting program to handle Michelle O lunch waste

By Victor Skinner on Tuesday, September 13th, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

WELLFORD, S.C. – School officials in Spartanburg County, South Carolina are finding ways to deal with the massive amount of trash and food waste created by first lady Michelle Obama’s school lunch program. Wellford Academy teacher Becky Carson told WYFF she recently convinced officials to partner with Atlas Organics to compost lunch leftovers students refuse […]

Ohio school district installs fingerprint scanner in lunch rooms

By Victor Skinner on Wednesday, September 7th, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

CANTON, Ohio – An Ohio school district is implementing fingerprint scanners for student lunches, despite the fact that students receive free lunches at two out of three district schools. “Instead of punching in codes and kids remembering their codes, they put their fingers on it,” Canton Local School District Superintendent Stephen Milano told the Canton […]

Computer ‘nudges’ students to pick ‘healthy’ school lunches

By Victor Skinner on Thursday, September 1st, 2016 in Uncategorized 5 Comments

GAINESVILLE, Fla. – Researchers from the University of Florida are championing recent research that shows computer “nudges” can help students pick healthier government school lunches. But the research doesn’t show whether students actually eat the “healthy” foods once they order it. Researchers with the University of Florida Institute of Food and Agricultural Sciences recruited 71 […]

Health inspectors uncover spoiled food, rat droppings in Houston school cafeterias

By Victor Skinner on Friday, August 26th, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

HOUSTON – A local television station is exposing health reports for Houston school cafeterias, and the results may surprise some parents. “In one inspection, food had to be condemned and thrown away,” KTRK reports. “In another inspection, rodent droppings were found in the (bottom) of a cabinet in the kitchen.” The reports, which detail inspections […]

School defends skimpy Michelle O breakfast: ‘Meets federal guidelines’

By Victor Skinner on Wednesday, August 24th, 2016 in Uncategorized 3 Comments

WAIPAHU, Hawaii – At Waipahu High School in Hawaii, students recently received a scoop of rice and a tiny “ham link” for breakfast, and parents were understandably upset. At least one parent wrote in to KHON to complain about the paltry school breakfast served to students Tuesday, and officials are now scrambling to explain away […]

Feds tell parents how to pack school lunch, rate lunchboxes

By Victor Skinner on Friday, August 19th, 2016 in Uncategorized 1 Comment

WASHINGTON, D.C. – The federal government wants to make sure parents know how to properly pack a school lunch for their child, so “experts” with the U.S. Department of Agriculture are publishing tips. Officials with the USDA’s Food Safety and Inspection Service issued a series of tips for parents that guide them along the very […]

STUDY: Michelle O’s school meals ‘making students more at risk of being overweight’

By Victor Skinner on Thursday, August 11th, 2016 in Uncategorized No Comments

WASHINGTON, D.C. – First lady Michelle Obama’s campaign to address the nation’s youth obesity epidemic is actually making kids fatter, according to a new study. Virginia Tech College of Agriculture and Life Sciences professor Wen You found that the longer kids eat government-funded school meals, the more likely they will be overweight, which means low-income […]

WY school district drops Michelle O’s lunch rules

By Victor Skinner on Friday, July 22nd, 2016 in Uncategorized 3 Comments

SHERIDAN, Wyo. – Officials in Wyoming’s smallest school district decided to ditch the National School Lunch Program and its long list of nutrition regulations to cut down on wasted food and administrative time tied to the federal requirements. According to the Sheridan Press: Superintendent Chares Auzqui said the move will help cut down on food […]

Public school proposes vegan lunch menu for ‘humane education’

By Victor Skinner on Monday, May 2nd, 2016 in Uncategorized 3 Comments

ROCHESTER, N.Y. – Organizers of a proposed Rochester River School want to provide meatless meals to students from a self-sustaining student garden on campus. At a proposed Rochester charter school focused on “humane education,” students would grow their own food in both outdoor and indoor gardens, and would be responsible for harvesting, cleaning and cooking […]

Parents fuming after school changes graduation schedule to accommodate Michelle O

By Victor Skinner on Tuesday, April 12th, 2016 in Uncategorized 2 Comments

JACKSON, Miss. – Parents of Jackson State University graduates are growing annoyed at the school for repeatedly rescheduling the 2016 commencement to accommodate first lady Michelle Obama. Parent Diana Kimbrough told WAPT that school officials have repeatedly shuffled the graduation schedule to appease Obama, who is scheduled to give an address at the event April […]

MICHELLE UH-O: Hungry students revolt against school’s ‘no snacks’ rule

By Victor Skinner on Tuesday, March 15th, 2016 in Uncategorized 5 Comments

WOODBRIDGE, Conn. – Students at Amity Regional High School want their snacks back, and they’ve started a movement to make it happen. School officials recently decided to enforce a no snacking rule that bans students from consuming anything other than water outside of the cafeteria, a situation that leaves students famished and impacts their health, […]

VIDEO: Michelle O urges social media companies to make ‘the right things cool’

By Victor Skinner on Monday, March 14th, 2016 in Uncategorized 9 Comments

WASHINGTON, D.C. – A recent feature on Michelle Obama’s embrace of technology is offering interesting insight into how she thinks the government and corporations should manipulate youngsters. In a “360 video” interview and photo shoot with the first lady, The Verge explored how Michelle Obama has used social media to stay “cool” through platforms geared […]

Students revolt over moldy Michelle O school meal

By Victor Skinner on Wednesday, March 9th, 2016 in Uncategorized 2 Comments

MUNCIE, Ind. – A photo of cream cheese served to students at Central High School is turning stomachs online, the latest in what’s now a daily trend of students posting truly disgusting school food offerings. Isaiah York and a friend are reconsidering their school food options after they popped open an individual cream cheese at […]